Likes:

Being the only bloke in the office who can fit into a pair of 30inch waist trousers.

Dislikes:

As a designer, trained in the visual arts and appreciative of aesthetics, my deepest, deepest hatred is reserved for the Triumph Speed Four and the Triumph Speed Four alone.

Idea of heaven?

I think it's a place with god and angels and stuff.

Living hell?

I imagine having a Triumph Speed Four as a longtermer must be pretty close.

Ace?

There was this accident near my house... involving a Triumph Speed Four, which got all twisted up. That was pretty cool.

Arse?

They fixed it and got it back on the road.

Motto?

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.