Likes:

Tea. Biscuits. Champagne. Sunshine. Teenage Fanclub, the Hold Steady, Super Furry Animals. Japan. Race mechanics and engine tuners.

Dislikes:

Ice Tea. Burgers. Mrs Thatcher. Rain. Litter louts. Ego maniacs. Tax dodgers, off-shore banking business (international crime!)

Idea of heaven?

Being slightly drunk on a sunny beach for hours and hours. I'd like to be in the Maldives right now.

Living hell?

Insomnia combined with toothache

Ace?

Proper race bikes ridden by proper racers, on or off-road

Arse?

Baseball capped yoof in a fully Kev'd-up Nova. 'Wikid!' 'Bangin!' etc…. Oh yes, how could I forget? I don't like being lied to.

Motto?

Never write a cheque that you can't cash