Likes:

Yorkie with raisin and biscuit, Dr Pepper and working with a bunch of all round funny guys.

Dislikes:

fake blondes, fake tits, stupid people, religious fanatics and inner M25 dwellers who think they are some how culturally superior to all others.

Idea of heaven?

If human society could evolve enough so we would never have to use a lock again. I guess it would be a bit like Star Trek the next generation.

my idea of living hell,

being stuck on a bus with a coachload of smoking office workers talking non stop bollocks about poor bonusses, make-up, their latest diet/excersise fad and the terrible never seen before drama that is their love life, and somehow managing to slip the word 'so' in to every
single sentence.

Ace?

Getting chatted up by a woman, it's the ultimate honour.

Arse?

Buying sexy new underwear and not having anyone to show it to.

Motto? Always carry a spare