Neil Handley
Sales Executive
likes:
Food, masturbating, farting, Stella Artois, fake tits, blondes, Tottenham Hotspurdislikes:
Gyms, refugees, Graham Norton, Manchester United, Waking up in the morning with the mother of all hangovers not knowing where I've been, where I am and what I didheaven:
Waking up in the morning with no hangover, knowing where I've been, where I am and what I didhell:
Waking up in the morning on the sofa while living with my parents, dick in hand, kids watching tv, and a duvet thrown over me which wasn't there when I passed out the night before watching porn…. Really..ace:
GSXR's, Lamborghini's, £50 notes, Christina Aguilera, bacon cheese burgers, testing bikes in France in top weather, staying in tops hotels with top peoplearse:
Espresso's, getting paid, Emap, diets, poncey bars with bouncers, Croydon, being skint, public transportmotto:
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