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lonely hearts
      #29190 - 11/07/2008 13:49

Womens' lonely hearts ads - what they really mean:
(Adventurous=likes anal)
(Athletic=no tits)
(Thirtysomething=41)
(Fun=annoying)
(Wild=gets pissed easily)
(Beautiful eyes=face like a robber's dog)
(Seeks knight in shining armour=Husband fucked off with a younger model)
(New age=hairy smelly fanny)
(Headstrong=argumentative)
(Enjoys pubbing & clubbing=alcoholic)
(Curvy=fat cunt)
(Cuddly=fat lardy bitch)
(Likes eating out=lazy cunt)


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