A drunken man always took the same short cut through a cemetary on his way home from the pub. This one very dark night he was the worse for wear and was on his way home taking the same short cut he always took. What he didn't know was that there was a freshly dug grave ready for the funeral tomorrow and it was right in his path. It was so dark it didn't see it and he fell in. He tried to get out and climbed three quarters of the way up the side but slid all the way down. After three failed attempts he realised it was futile so he settled down in the corner to sleep it off and wait until the morning. Another drunk taking the same short cut fell down the same grave but he didn't notice the first man. He also tried to clamber out but slid all the way down to the bottom. The first man said " You won't get out mate" He fucking well did!!!
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