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Billyw
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Confession
      #30244 - 04/08/2008 15:50

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Naples went to the
local Church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

‘Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic’

The priest replied:
‘That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that’

'It's worse than that Father, she started to repay me with sexual favours every day and twice on weekends.'

The priest said:
'By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way’

‘But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'

'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question.'

'And what is that?' asked the priest.

‘Should I tell her the war is over?'

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'Money, it turned out was like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did'
James baldwin, 1924-1987,American writer.


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RichWallo
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Re: Confession [Re: Billyw]
      #30246 - 04/08/2008 15:54



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