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chappers
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crude but funny
      #30352 - 08/08/2008 08:33

A man walks into a clock shop and approaches an attractive and immaculately attired middle-aged sales lady.
He whips out his dick and plonks it onto the counter.

Lady - " Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop NOT a cock shop."

Man - " Yeah I know, can I get you to stick a face and 2 hands on this?"

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Re: crude but funny [Re: chappers]
      #30358 - 08/08/2008 12:19



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