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Crocodile
      #30879 - 19/08/2008 18:15

A Drover walks into a bar with
A pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the crocodile up on the bar.�
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the croc will close his
Mouth for one minute.¿½

'Then he'll open his mouth I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
Spectacle,
Each of you will buy me a drink.

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
Dropped his trousers,
And placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.

The croc closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
The man grabbed a beer�
bottle and smacked the
crocodile hard on the top of�
its head.

The croc opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,
And the first of his free
Drinks were delivered.




The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly
Spoke up..........�
'I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!'







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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!


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