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Billyw
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Shemle or female
      #29548 - 17/07/2008 11:25

Don't go out and have too much to drink if you cant pass this test.
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Billyw]
      #29549 - 17/07/2008 11:53

oops 12 out of 16 not good.

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29556 - 17/07/2008 15:09

13 out of 16...but I didn't mistake any of the Lady boys! phew

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micky_squint
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29560 - 17/07/2008 16:40

15 out of 16, quality game, fun for all the family!

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AndyCBR
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: micky_squint]
      #29561 - 17/07/2008 16:44

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!

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Kneegrinder
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Billyw]
      #29562 - 17/07/2008 17:08

9 out of 16, It's got to be my glasses

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: AndyCBR]
      #29563 - 17/07/2008 17:18

Quote:

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!



Only in the morning.


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AndyCBR
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29564 - 17/07/2008 17:28

Quote:

Quote:

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!



Only in the morning. <img src="http://superbike.co.uk/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />




Happily relationshipped up, would have to be seriously drunk to do antything that silly so sadly leaves the door open.........


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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: AndyCBR]
      #29565 - 17/07/2008 18:15

oh dear, 11 out of 16

better go and check the wife!!!


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xxrider
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29572 - 17/07/2008 18:53

12/16

I do wear specs too, though. And the laptop screen is very small.

And I can't think of any more excuses.

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: xxrider]
      #29583 - 17/07/2008 19:58

Crocodile Dundee has the most surefire way of telling.

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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29587 - 17/07/2008 20:25

Yeah classic... i remember that.

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Tank
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29592 - 17/07/2008 21:25

12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this

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monkiboi
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Tank]
      #29598 - 17/07/2008 21:48

Oh dear 13 out of 16, only got one scare though. Most of them were pretty obvious (he says, trying to redeem some dignity )

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Tank]
      #29606 - 17/07/2008 23:24

Quote:

12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this




Tank fancy's blokes...aaaarrgghhh! You ain't never riding pillion on the 'Busa...I got a one way street...exit only!

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29608 - 17/07/2008 23:41

I wanna know what a Shemle is, could be a Jewish version of a Shemale I suppose.

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29610 - 17/07/2008 23:52

You said it......I was waiting for Idiot to tell you.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!


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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29611 - 18/07/2008 00:00

No you didn't Billy W did......it's the Cider..I'm going to bed now...fucking Apples....Chez's fault, bloody gloster peple invented it...see can't even spel proprly now

Cnuts

Luv u orl speshully Chapers an Makker n BIG Al....Tanks proper good.

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Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!


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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29612 - 18/07/2008 00:03

Ahh cider...... "Proper Job" as we say round these parts!!

We're pretty good at cheese to, but once we've made it we tend to roll it off a big hill then chase after it.

Never understood that, maybe its down to the cider!

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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29618 - 18/07/2008 00:51

14 from 16 and got those wrong the right way thank god.
Better to err on the side of caution I reckon.

As one of my brothers is a tranny I have an advantage of course.
Wanna see a picture? Nah, thought not.

Love ya too Shiny. You couldn't send me a few litres of that Scrumpy could you?
I might have to see if I can find some of that stuff out here. Loved it once.

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it's the only solution

Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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