monkiboi
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Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 873
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Inner Peace.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
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Only ride as fast as your guardian angel can fly!
I've been wondering, can a tortoise swim?
Not according to 118118!! (can someone lend me a tortoise to see if they're right?)
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Chez
enthusiast
Reged: 16/10/2007
Posts: 278
Loc: Gloucestershire
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"Racing is life... everything before and after is just waiting." Steve McQueen
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Uh oh.....I got 40 pints of beer,(does it count if it's still fermenting) a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Whisky, a couple of bottles of cider....and a big slab of Brie...I'm gonna be drunk and having strange dreams...Again! 
LMFAO at that...gonna get the kids to show me how to E mail it......don't take the piss....i'm a recovering Technophobe. 
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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monkiboi
old hand
Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 873
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Shiny, I knew you'd appreciate that, so would Makka I'd imagine!
You could PM me and I'll forward the email it came in. Might be easier than copy and pasting into a new email?
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Only ride as fast as your guardian angel can fly!
I've been wondering, can a tortoise swim?
Not according to 118118!! (can someone lend me a tortoise to see if they're right?)
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makka
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2553
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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Wojamean?
Why me?
I'm almost a clean boy like Chappers these days.
It was very funny though. Made me LOL (god how I hate that acronym)
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Cheers! The boss is putting me on a course in work...for computers, She's pissed off with me trying to log off by hitting the screen when it won't do as it's told, apparently shouting won't work either...nor will hitting it with big sticks
.........cue Basil Fawlty and car sketch.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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xxrider
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 07/11/2006
Posts: 2266
Loc: Somewhere over the rainbow.......
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OK then.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/518139/faulty_towers_thrasing_the_car/
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The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
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