Kneegrinder
newbie
Reged: 19/07/2007
Posts: 41
Loc: Manitoba, Canada
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PROPER ATTIRE
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older Folks'.....................
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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OLD GUYS RULE,BUT,THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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I'm a very young 36......but I know where your coming from. 
Left the ARMY 9 stone 5lbs..I'm now 14 stone. (Fat Bastard)
I can safely say I'm TWICE the man Pedrosa is...not as talented , but hey! Can't win them all! 
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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makka
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2553
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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14 stone is fat?
I'm 14 stone too.
I'm not fat.
I'm not.
Really
Just a bit of a belly.
That's not fat is it?
I'm tall too.
6'1"
That's not fat surely?
Needy? Me?
p.s. Does this count as a poem?
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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Tank
enthusiast
Reged: 27/11/2007
Posts: 339
Loc: Gwent, South Wales
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Yes makka, it does count as a poem.
And yes, it does seem you are a bit needy
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Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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You've been smoking shit again.. Or is it the Snake Venom Tequila??? Getting all poetical like a modern day Shakespeare..... 
To qoute Al Murray "It's not fat, it's big boned......with fucking huge chunks of flesh hanging off it"
The wife say's "Get in shape" ....... I am in shape, ROUND IS A SHAPE....
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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makka
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2553
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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I'm quite normal everywhere else.
I'm just tucking into another delicious loaf now.
The misses even makes home-made (obviously) marmalade from our orange trees.
Oh dear.
It's made with fruit sugar though.
That's not fattening surely?
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Quote:
The misses even makes home-made (obviously) marmalade from our orange trees.
Oh dear.
Sort it out Mate.....those oranges should be used to flavour your Vodka.....or be fermented to make summat veeerryyy Nice...Hic!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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makka
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2553
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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I got the book so now just a question of sorting out the still.
We are only allowed a 5 litre still in Aus. and you're not allowed to make alcohol with it.
I'm sure they are going to check.
In NZ you can legally brew your own.
Might move there. The roads are fantastic.
Just the weather is shit. A bit like the UK apparently.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Can you build one??? if you live in the sticks, who's gonna be bothered??
Ways and means.....Where there's a Willy...there's a way!!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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makka
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2553
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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I can buy one intact but only a small one.
But then how much hooch can ya drink?
Trouble is it seems to be that all you can do is make alcohol and then "flavour" it.
Sounds a bit naff to me.
I was hoping to buy loads of plums and brew up some Eau-de-vie.
We should move this over to the booze thread....
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1606
Loc: away with the fairies..
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I agree....See you at the boozy one then mate..
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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