Dave walks into a bar and sees his friend Jeff slumped over the bar and
asks what's wrong.
"Well," replies Jeff, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I Wanted
to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Dave with a smile.
"Well," says Jeff, straightening up,
"I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Dave, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Jeff, "but I was worried I'd
get an erection again. So I got some tape and secure my penis to my leg
with some really strong duct tape, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Dave.
"So I get to her door," says Jeff,"and I rang her doorbell.
She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "So what
happened then?"
Jeff slumps back over the bar again "I kicked her in the head."
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