JDHornet
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My bird has an issue with the fact that wearing a helmet messes up her preened hair. This means that when we're visiting friends or family, she refuses to get on the bike. This is a pain as public transport is whack - especially in summer. Short of shaving her hair or finding myself a rock chick (as this really is her only major flaw), does anyone know of any solutions?
JD
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chappers
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You have none.
Get a rock chick or a car.
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FastBikerBoy
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Reged: 08/11/2006
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Loc: Norfolk, UK - Police State
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Shave her hair off while she's asleep. 
Do NOT blame me for the consequences however.
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JDHornet
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Thanks Guys...know any rock chicks?
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makka
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It is a sign of her utter shallowness.
Dump her (gently, but explain it's 'cos she won't go on the bike) and find a girl who drinks beer in pints and dances naked in the full moon.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Bin her..she's too full of her own self importance! And she will try to control every aspect of your life if you give her the chance...I had one like that... 
Tell her politely that it's over...then go on a very long bike trip..you know i'm right! 
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Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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JDHornet
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It seems there is only one course of action...
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Biggles
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No don't be to hasty.
Shave her hair first (start with the pubes), you won't have to go through any long explanations after that-you never know she might like it, and you will be quids in.
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immy
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Loc: Planet Zok
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No don't be to hasty.
Shave her hair first (start with the pubes), you won't have to go through any long explanations after that-you never know she might like it, and you will be quids in.
I could say "heres one I did earlier" "image" but its a family forum
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Its the expectation of fate that frightens
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chappers
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No don't be to hasty.
Shave her hair first (start with the pubes), you won't have to go through any long explanations after that-you never know she might like it, and you will be quids in.
I've had good success with hair clippers and a razor, the long comb can come in handy too. 
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tony_xs
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be a man tell her to take the bus and u will meet her there on the bike 
and shave her head
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Benneyboy
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Reged: 18/07/2008
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yeah i agree here to be fair when women are like that they arnt worth the time simple as that
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Tyre_Monkey
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Loc: Sheep Shagging New Zealand
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yeah i agree here to be fair when women are like that they arnt worth the time simple as that
Ya turkeys, hang on to her mate. In 10 years she'll weigh 20 kg more and be the last thing you want on the back of your bike. Keep her off the thing now and you'll be well set up for later!
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Brigadoon
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Bloody hell!!
Well, if she's one of these girls that spend hours with those straightening things - what's the problem? Tell her to wash it, slather on a ton of 'serum' put on lid and bobs your uncle - it'll be dry and straight by the time you reach your destination...
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chappers
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Fucking hair straighteners have a teenage girl and and elven year old constantly burning electric straightning their poxy hair.
OH BTW if you are wondering we have six between us boy at Uni, teenage girl 17, eleven year old girl and the three boys with the youngest mine and my OTHs. Never a dull moment
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shinybusa
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You have a tribe......not a family...
How the fuck do you manage at Xmas... 
Bloody hell mate, 3 is bad enough... 
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Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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chappers
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S'a larf init. Christmas is hectic but them most days are that's why me and the Mrs need an escape I'd go fucking mental otherwise the Youngest Tyler my one is worse than all the others put together the only time he's under control is when he's doing Karate which he's doing very well at just graded again Red belt after ony a few months.
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Brigadoon
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Only been going Karate 2 months myself with my youngest - Red belts here too... You should join with him, such a laugh
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chappers
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I used to do kickboxing some time ago(1992)till I was involved in a hit and run  never did take it up again, I have been thinking of doing it again but if I do it will have to be Mui Tai and full contact.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1608
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Find out if anyone in your area trains TRADITONAL NINJUTSU.
Very effective, and it's not like the film bullshit, the exact opposite..No KATAS involved, if it doesn't work for you, leave it out...It's far more disciplined than KARATE, but it's all self discipline. No , do as I say type stuff....It's a lot of locks , holds , pressure points, read up about what the NINJA actually were, it's fascinating ...the way they train and the cultural aspect is totally diferent to what a Western mind would expect..
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish.........................................and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!!
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