immy
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So Ladies of the forum, who would you choose to do your housework for a day(in his underwear)The Hunky Chunky Fireman 
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The smooth sophisticated Plodie 
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a rather nice smooth talking Market Manager 
We,re all fast and furious-
Apologies to the aforementioned-I couldnt resist it
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Its not fate itself that is so frightening
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Edited by immy (23/08/2008 21:16)
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chappers
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You do not want to see me in my underwear. The last Old lady that did had a stroke sadly her mate couldn't reach. 
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Tank
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SICK! That's an awful joke!
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fastjonny
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More chunky than hunky these days, I'm afraid.
Anyway, WTFs Housework ?
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xxrider
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Sorry, Immy, my wife chose..........
without hesitation...........
The HUNKY CHUNKY FIREMAN!
See, she's become quite accustomed to over 40, overweight, slightly balding bikers.......
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immy
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Sorry, Immy, my wife chose..........
without hesitation...........
The HUNKY CHUNKY FIREMAN!
See, she's become quite accustomed to over 40, overweight, slightly balding bikers.......
 Can I see handbags at dawn now-besides if thats the criteria then Im in trouble-I only match 2 of the 4
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chappers
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Sorry, Immy, my wife chose..........
without hesitation...........
The HUNKY CHUNKY FIREMAN!
See, she's become quite accustomed to over 40, overweight, slightly balding bikers.......
<img src="http://www.superbike.co.uk/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Can I see handbags at dawn now-besides if thats the criteria then Im in trouble-I only match 2 of the 4 <img src="http://www.superbike.co.uk/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I've got my own hair. 
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xxrider
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I've got my own hair.
Me too. Just not quite so much of it as I had when I got married 15 years ago......
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immy
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Well Im over 40 and errr a biker(with all me hair but god only knows how)must be summit to do with my lifestyle 
But despite a healthy appetite for food,beer and wine I still would never be overweight. Ive stayed between 70 and 75 kgs since the Miners strike
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xxrider
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What's kgs?
Is that them European units of weight? Or should that be mass......?
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immy
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What's kgs?
Is that them European units of weight? Or should that be mass......?
Dont you start its taken me 7 years to get used to the metric system so dont spoil it. 22 cms sounds bigger than 8 inchs IMO
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makka
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That's probably because it is mate.
22cm is 8.66 inches.
That extra 2/3rds makes all the difference 
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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fastjonny
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Sorry, Immy, my wife chose..........
without hesitation...........
The HUNKY CHUNKY FIREMAN!
See, she's become quite accustomed to over 40, overweight, slightly balding bikers.......
Mrs. xx is obviously a woman of impeccable taste ...... but I'm afraid she would probably need several years of counselling if she was unfortunate enough to witness me throwing a hoover around your gaff in my favourite spandex thong.
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xxrider
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I dunno....... she's coped fairly well with me doing it for the past 15 years.
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Tank
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Chapper's, you're in luck.
Mrs tank loves the all black look
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