The Mrs has just had an unexpected pay rise...

That's another fermentation bin and 2 more pressure barrels then!

She has drawn the line at a Still

...with my background in blowing things up and no sense of fear or Danger, it has been declared Out of Bounds! Bugger.

I attempted to explain, through cunning words and diagrams, and was told " If it's got a recipe that has to be followed , you'll fuck about with it"

When I really tried to persuade her......." If it has the potential to go bang, you'll make it go bang......your the bloke who blows up Wasp nests in Kosovo with Plastic Explosive 'coz the things stung you more than once"

Fair one I suppose...