I agree with these nutters, the rules of the roads are against us too. I think the speed limit for bikes should be 175 mph, I also think it should be okay to do stoppies at lights and zebra crossings as well as legal to wheelie away from the lights.

There should also be a 'pot luck' stage at traffic lights where it's okay for a biker to go if he thinks he can make the gap. If it's rush hour we should be able to ride on the pavements and it should be compulsory to get your knee down at every roundabout.

That's all I can think of for now but I'm sure I'll come up with a few more. A re-write of the highway code for bikers, that's what's needed.