The Church of the Blessed Choir-Boy Molestor? Lovely. However, I think you have that wrong, Makka. For a start, the mere fact that you exist will cause great annoyance to the smiley, happy-clappy, holier-than-though, ring-thing, no-sex-before-marriage-apart-from-buggering-small-boys, christian-love-for-everybody-except-the-people-we-decide-to-persecute-to-death Sky-pilot yoof types. So of course the fine is for being caught annoying them. Which is entirely different, as I'm sure you are aware.

So for example, showering an open-air gathering of the judgemental holier-than-thou hypocritical preachy wankers with 2000 gallons of liquid pig shit from an agricultural muck-spreader is absolutely fine, both morally and legally, provided that nobody catches you doing it...