OOOOPS! Had some very nice little drinkies of Cider last night....tried to have a thunderous fart this morning...........The turtles head not only came out, he had a fucking good look at my kecks as well!! cue one bloke running up the stairs to the bog frantically trying to get out of his leathers before the inevitable consequences occur!!!!!!!

Which fucking idiot said Apples were good for you?