Jesus Makka, how much have you had....if you didn't live so far away I would pop over for a swift half!!

Asda have sold out of that T shirt.....trying to source one from somewhere else for you

Been reading through that brewing book properly, it's very good, aimed at the beginner , with step by step instructions, even I can't bugger it up! I hope. Getting 96 pints of Cider down ASAP, it tells you what to do to increase the ABV of the pint your brewing

I'm not as thunk as you drink I am Orifice....