| Billyw |
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| 17/07/2008 11:25 |
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Don't go out and have too much to drink if you cant pass this test.
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
| chappers |
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| 17/07/2008 11:53 |
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oops 12 out of 16 not good.
| shinybusa |
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| 17/07/2008 15:09 |
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13 out of 16...but I didn't mistake any of the Lady boys! phew
| micky_squint |
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| 17/07/2008 16:40 |
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15 out of 16, quality game, fun for all the family!
| AndyCBR |
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| 17/07/2008 16:44 |
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14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!
| Kneegrinder |
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| 17/07/2008 17:08 |
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9 out of 16, It's got to be my glasses
| chappers |
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| 17/07/2008 17:18 |
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14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!
Only in the morning.
| AndyCBR |
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| 17/07/2008 17:28 |
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14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!
Only in the morning. <img src="http://superbike.co.uk/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Happily relationshipped up, would have to be seriously drunk to do antything that silly so sadly leaves the door open.........
| Chez |
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| 17/07/2008 18:15 |
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oh dear, 11 out of 16
better go and check the wife!!!
| xxrider |
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| 17/07/2008 18:53 |
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12/16
I do wear specs too, though. And the laptop screen is very small.
And I can't think of any more excuses.
| chappers |
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| 17/07/2008 19:58 |
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Crocodile Dundee has the most surefire way of telling.
| Chez |
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| 17/07/2008 20:25 |
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Yeah classic... i remember that.
| Tank |
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| 17/07/2008 21:25 |
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12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this
| monkiboi |
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| 17/07/2008 21:48 |
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Oh dear 13 out of 16, only got one scare though. Most of them were pretty obvious (he says, trying to redeem some dignity
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| shinybusa |
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| 17/07/2008 23:24 |
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12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this
Tank fancy's blokes...aaaarrgghhh! You ain't never riding pillion on the 'Busa...I got a one way street...exit only!
| chappers |
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| 17/07/2008 23:41 |
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I wanna know what a Shemle is, could be a Jewish version of a Shemale I suppose.
| shinybusa |
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| 17/07/2008 23:52 |
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You said it......I was waiting for Idiot to tell you.
| shinybusa |
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| 18/07/2008 00:00 |
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No you didn't Billy W did......it's the Cider..I'm going to bed now...fucking Apples....Chez's fault, bloody gloster peple invented it...see
can't even spel proprly nowCnuts
Luv u orl speshully Chapers an Makker n BIG Al....Tanks proper good.
| Chez |
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| 18/07/2008 00:03 |
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Ahh cider...... "Proper Job" as we say round these parts!!
We're pretty good at cheese to, but once we've made it we tend to roll it off a big hill then chase after it.
Never understood that, maybe its down to the cider!
| makka |
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| 18/07/2008 00:51 |
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14 from 16 and got those wrong the right way thank god.
Better to err on the side of caution I reckon.
As one of my brothers is a tranny I have an advantage of course.
Wanna see a picture? Nah, thought not.
Love ya too Shiny. You couldn't send me a few litres of that Scrumpy could you?
I might have to see if I can find some of that stuff out here. Loved it once.
| Benneyboy |
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| 18/07/2008 11:56 |
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14/16 but hey at least ill be more aware in the future should i split from the missus !!
| shinybusa |
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| 18/07/2008 12:24 |
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I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww
For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc..
| Phantombiker |
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| 19/07/2008 01:14 |
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12! cheekey begger, i got 11/16.
Bollocks! how apt is that word in this context!!!!
| Phantombiker |
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| 19/07/2008 01:18 |
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I dont belive it my mate scored 14/16, what a bitch, well with my score of 11 i'll guess i'll never know that.....
| Phantombiker |
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| 19/07/2008 01:21 |
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Has anybody actually correctly idetified all of them? (without cheating) this is bad news for men, and good news for women who say men will f*ck anything. It may well be true.....(apparently because we cant tell the difference)
| makka |
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| 19/07/2008 07:48 |
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I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww
For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc..
It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?
| makka |
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| 19/07/2008 07:50 |
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I was going really well (10/10) and then got careless.
But then I have an advantage.
I think one of them might be a mate of my brothers.
One I got wrong. He's very pretty.
| shinybusa |
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| 19/07/2008 16:23 |
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It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?
What is??? The still...
You t Shirt is winging it's way to Aus..
| makka |
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| 19/07/2008 22:00 |
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Definitely the still.
Once I know how to make it.
Gonna make snake venom tequila.
Never mind that maggot stuff.
That's for poofs.
| shinybusa |
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| 22/07/2008 07:55 |
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Snake Venom Tequila....
Whisky not strong enough then....Jesus! I've heard of some strange concoctions being brewed or disillwd but never Snake Venom!!!! Lunatic.
| makka |
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| 22/07/2008 11:37 |
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Sounds good though doesn' tit?
I've got a cute little black snake living in our wood pile which should be just about right for the first bottle.
Do you put a ? after a rhetorical question?
Bin hitting the Cape Mentel Zinfandel.
It's very nice stuff. In fact if you can find any Cape Mentel it's worth a try.
I just can't seem to stay sober once I get started on it.
A mate of mine is their gardener and sent me a six pack 'cos he and his misses stayed with us a while back.
| shinybusa |
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| 22/07/2008 14:50 |
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Are you putting in the WHOLE SNAKE or just the Fang Juice?
You'll need a bloody big bottle if you want to put in that thing you posted, the one that cuddles up on your porch!
| makka |
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| 22/07/2008 22:05 |
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Yup, the whole snake but it's just a little one.
It will fit fine.
I just re-ordered the book 'cos the first lot were only pretending to have it.
Pah.
| shinybusa |
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| 23/07/2008 08:29 |
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The Mrs has just had an unexpected pay rise...
That's another fermentation bin and 2 more pressure barrels then!
She has drawn the line at a Still
...with my background in blowing things up and no sense of fear or Danger, it has been declared Out of Bounds! Bugger.I attempted to explain, through cunning words and diagrams, and was told " If it's got a recipe that has to be followed , you'll fuck about with it"
When I really tried to persuade her......." If it has the potential to go bang, you'll make it go bang......your the bloke who blows up Wasp nests in Kosovo with Plastic Explosive 'coz the things stung you more than once"
Fair one I suppose...
| RichWallo |
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| 23/07/2008 09:35 |
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Whats the best thing about f**king a transvestite?..........
Reaching round the front and thinking you've gone all the way through!
(and no i haven't tried it).
| yorkiebiker |
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| 23/07/2008 14:03 |
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Thats it im never drinking again. I only got 10/16 when sober
| makka |
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| 23/07/2008 21:56 |
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When I really tried to persuade her......." If it has the potential to go bang, you'll make it go bang......your the bloke who blows up Wasp nests in Kosovo with Plastic Explosive 'coz the things stung you more than once"
Nice one.
I had to make do with a full can of insect killer but plastic would have been great.
I figure if they leave me alone I'll leave them alone but ....
If they fuck with me
| shinybusa |
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| 23/07/2008 22:23 |
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Yeah! We were trying to clear a cluster bomb field BLU 97's..Bright yellow in colour...easy to spot, which is why you see kiddies with missing limbs....It ain't their fault the grown up's can't agree and be nice to each other!!
Anyway, I kept gettinmg stung and it was ROYALLY pissing me off, I found out that the nest was in an old tree stump in the bottom of the area we were clearing....................................So I blew it up with a fucking big ball of Plastic.
A big sense of satisfaction , until the Bastards re grouped and stung me again
Phase 2 of the operation.......even bigger lump of Plastic, cue the bottom of the field going skywards in a cloud of dust and stones, just as the boss came around the corner! Oooops,
Luckily The Sergeant Major could see the funny side...thankfully
| makka |
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| 23/07/2008 22:28 |
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That sounds like fun.
All we had to play with as kids was the usual fertilizer bombs.
| shinybusa |
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| 23/07/2008 22:35 |
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I had some of the best training Queen and Country could throw at me..
You're really supposed to do things called Demolition calculations when using Plastic.....I found it more interesting and reliable to work on the basis of the rule of P's.....................................
P = Plenty 'O Plastic.
big bang theory.....
| daveajj |
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| 28/08/2008 12:52 |
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14-16 bloody scary!!!!!
Frightening thoughts for a Friday night on the booze!!
| immy |
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| 28/08/2008 14:03 |
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I did spot all the errr man type ones- I must have a naturally suspicious mind-but that means some of the " real ladies"looked like a man dressed up to me which is errr good?
| chappers |
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| 28/08/2008 16:03 |
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At least you won't end up in the shit.
| Nude_Lewd_Man |
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| 30/08/2008 01:55 |
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That is, unless you like it like that....