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Billyw
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Shemle or female
      #29548 - 17/07/2008 11:25

Don't go out and have too much to drink if you cant pass this test.
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Billyw]
      #29549 - 17/07/2008 11:53

oops 12 out of 16 not good.

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29556 - 17/07/2008 15:09

13 out of 16...but I didn't mistake any of the Lady boys! phew

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micky_squint
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29560 - 17/07/2008 16:40

15 out of 16, quality game, fun for all the family!

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AndyCBR
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: micky_squint]
      #29561 - 17/07/2008 16:44

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!

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Kneegrinder
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Billyw]
      #29562 - 17/07/2008 17:08

9 out of 16, It's got to be my glasses

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: AndyCBR]
      #29563 - 17/07/2008 17:18

Quote:

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!



Only in the morning.

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AndyCBR
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29564 - 17/07/2008 17:28

Quote:

Quote:

14 out of 16 an one of them would have been embarassing in the morning!



Only in the morning. <img src="http://superbike.co.uk/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />




Happily relationshipped up, would have to be seriously drunk to do antything that silly so sadly leaves the door open.........


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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: AndyCBR]
      #29565 - 17/07/2008 18:15

oh dear, 11 out of 16

better go and check the wife!!!


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xxrider
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29572 - 17/07/2008 18:53

12/16

I do wear specs too, though. And the laptop screen is very small.

And I can't think of any more excuses.

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: xxrider]
      #29583 - 17/07/2008 19:58

Crocodile Dundee has the most surefire way of telling.

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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29587 - 17/07/2008 20:25

Yeah classic... i remember that.

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Tank
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29592 - 17/07/2008 21:25

12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this

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monkiboi
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Tank]
      #29598 - 17/07/2008 21:48

Oh dear 13 out of 16, only got one scare though. Most of them were pretty obvious (he says, trying to redeem some dignity )

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Tank]
      #29606 - 17/07/2008 23:24

Quote:

12 outta 16 for me. I cant belive shiny beat me by 1!
Im never gonna hear the end of this




Tank fancy's blokes...aaaarrgghhh! You ain't never riding pillion on the 'Busa...I got a one way street...exit only!

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chappers
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29608 - 17/07/2008 23:41

I wanna know what a Shemle is, could be a Jewish version of a Shemale I suppose.

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29610 - 17/07/2008 23:52

You said it......I was waiting for Idiot to tell you.

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29611 - 18/07/2008 00:00

No you didn't Billy W did......it's the Cider..I'm going to bed now...fucking Apples....Chez's fault, bloody gloster peple invented it...see can't even spel proprly now

Cnuts

Luv u orl speshully Chapers an Makker n BIG Al....Tanks proper good.

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Chez
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29612 - 18/07/2008 00:03

Ahh cider...... "Proper Job" as we say round these parts!!

We're pretty good at cheese to, but once we've made it we tend to roll it off a big hill then chase after it.

Never understood that, maybe its down to the cider!

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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Chez]
      #29618 - 18/07/2008 00:51

14 from 16 and got those wrong the right way thank god.
Better to err on the side of caution I reckon.

As one of my brothers is a tranny I have an advantage of course.
Wanna see a picture? Nah, thought not.

Love ya too Shiny. You couldn't send me a few litres of that Scrumpy could you?
I might have to see if I can find some of that stuff out here. Loved it once.

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drinking heavily
it's the only solution

Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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Benneyboy
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29638 - 18/07/2008 11:56

14/16 but hey at least ill be more aware in the future should i split from the missus !!

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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29640 - 18/07/2008 12:24

I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww

For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc..

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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29669 - 19/07/2008 01:14

12! cheekey begger, i got 11/16.
Bollocks! how apt is that word in this context!!!!

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Phantombiker
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: chappers]
      #29670 - 19/07/2008 01:18

I dont belive it my mate scored 14/16, what a bitch, well with my score of 11 i'll guess i'll never know that.....

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Phantombiker
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: Billyw]
      #29671 - 19/07/2008 01:21

Has anybody actually correctly idetified all of them? (without cheating) this is bad news for men, and good news for women who say men will f*ck anything. It may well be true.....(apparently because we cant tell the difference)

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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29673 - 19/07/2008 07:48

Quote:

I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww

For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc..




It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?

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makka

drinking heavily
it's the only solution

Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29674 - 19/07/2008 07:50

I was going really well (10/10) and then got careless.

But then I have an advantage.

I think one of them might be a mate of my brothers.
One I got wrong. He's very pretty.

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makka

drinking heavily
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Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29688 - 19/07/2008 16:23






It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?




What is??? The still...

You t Shirt is winging it's way to Aus..

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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29713 - 19/07/2008 22:00

Definitely the still.

Once I know how to make it.
Gonna make snake venom tequila.
Never mind that maggot stuff.
That's for poofs.

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makka

drinking heavily
it's the only solution

Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29773 - 22/07/2008 07:55

Snake Venom Tequila....
Whisky not strong enough then....Jesus! I've heard of some strange concoctions being brewed or disillwd but never Snake Venom!!!! Lunatic.

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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....

Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....


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makka
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: shinybusa]
      #29781 - 22/07/2008 11:37

Sounds good though doesn' tit?
I've got a cute little black snake living in our wood pile which should be just about right for the first bottle.

Do you put a ? after a rhetorical question?

Bin hitting the Cape Mentel Zinfandel.
It's very nice stuff. In fact if you can find any Cape Mentel it's worth a try.
I just can't seem to stay sober once I get started on it.

A mate of mine is their gardener and sent me a six pack 'cos he and his misses stayed with us a while back.

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makka

drinking heavily
it's the only solution

Well, maybe meditation helps too.


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shinybusa
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Re: Shemle or female [Re: makka]
      #29794 - 22/07/2008 14:50

Are you putting in the WHOLE SNAKE or just the Fang Juice?
You'll need a bloody big bottle if you want to put in that thing you posted, the one that cuddles up on your porch!

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