big_al
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Al, looks like me an' you are the only ones who got it right first time!
Married for 14 years now - her enthusiasm for bikes has worn off a little over the years (probably in direct relation to me getting ever faster and more powerful bikes!), but she's never complained or tried to stop me from enjoying my chosen leisure activity. She's a gem, really, and has produced the daughter I always wanted, for which I never really show her the gratitude she deserves.
I kinda like the idea of secretly arranging the marriage vow renewal, though. Mind if I pinch it?
not at all mate, fill your boots!
yeah, we seem to have got it right. something thats not so common these days, there seems to be more and more people who are in their second or even third marriage. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
I can't imagine not being with my wife and kids, whatever life throws at us, there's just too much to lose. She was not keen on the idea of me getting a bike a few years back, even tho i had one before i met her and she knows how passionate i am about bikes in general. I didn't own one tho when we met, i'd already got rid of it some time before. me and a mate bought an RM125 whilst i was serving in N. Ireland and i was married then, but she didn't mind so much cus i wasn't riding on the road. Then when i got to Germany i wanted another road bike, she didn't like the idea, but she never stopped me, just told me to be careful. After about two years i had a crash, so i sold the bike but that was my choice! Two years after that i started craving for another road bike, even tho i had by this time competed in many off road enduro comps and used to come home with lots of cuts and bruises. Again she didn't really like the idea but supported me to the point that she even came with me to choose which one to buy. And if thats not enough support for ya, i wanted to go for a second hand machine, but it was HER IDEA to buy a brand new bike!
Gotta love her for that!
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monkiboi
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It is uncommon these days. I took my youngest to hospital when he cut his head open and the nurse on the desk asked his address then mine, she was quite surprised when she found out that we all live together. Even standing in the school playground and listening to other people it's surprising how many are divorced with young kids. I feel quite chuffed that I've spent so long with my missus and have 4 kids, were all happy and have no intention of splitting up, although you never know what the future will hold. She let me buy a new bike recently, and even let me put my old one back on the road after I crashed it. She was even watching when I had my heart attack. I think she was more scared than me though.
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makka
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I can buy one intact but only a small one.
But then how much hooch can ya drink?
Trouble is it seems to be that all you can do is make alcohol and then "flavour" it. Sounds a bit naff to me. I was hoping to buy loads of plums and brew up some Eau-de-vie.
We should move this over to the booze thread....
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it's the only solution
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shinybusa
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RIGHTY HO!!! The first 36 pints have been waiting...the first brew is a bit rough TBH...but it appears to be getting better with age. 
The second lot has gone down today....I'm letting this one settle for longer and it's getting decanted into bottles...and they are getting left until Xmas
The 3rd lot goes down next week......and it's getting tweaked for MAXIMUM alcohol..... 
If...I shtart telin U i luvsh you ish a gud dwink..
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makka
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Don't blow yourself up mate.
-------------------- makka
drinking heavily
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Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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I'll try not to.  I do have a poor track record of being to close to things when they go Bang though 
The Beer is getting better I must admit....not brilliant, but not bad for a 1st attempt!
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Biggles
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mmmm stills... although not really a booze question, this is kinda related.
Does anyone know how/have tips building a fish smoker (other than loading a pipe with mackerel)?
I fancy building one. Smoked fish goes so well with white wine or real beer.
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xxrider
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http://www.bluebellcroft.co.uk/smoker.htm
Best one I've seen was made from a 50 gal oil drum......
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Biggles
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Ta very much.
Not quite as I imagined as I would have thought the smoke delivery bit shaould be on the outside so you can tend it. Also did not realise there is cold smoking and hot smoking
Have you ever done any smoking? Got any do's and don'ts?
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shinybusa
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Buy a copy of SEA ANGLER magazine...they always got adverts for Fish Smokers in the ad section...I would give you the E mail address, but I've slung all my copies of the Mag out...Doh.. 
I'm not sure if they do hot and cold smokers though.....
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chappers
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I'd be tempted to roll it up in some kingsize papers and spark it up. 
Sorry I'll get my coat.
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xxrider
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At the risk of contravening some kind of copyright law, I unashamedly "borrowed" from (wait for it) a food-smoking forum. Really....
Tips on Smoking Fish
Handle your fish carefully in the many processes necessary before you share them with your family and friends. This means cleaning your fish as quickly and completely as possible. Keeping them cool or frozen until you plan on processing your fish. And then, depending on the size and thickness of your fish, cut them into chunks, or into a slab filet removing all the bones (backbone, ribs, rays), or smoking the fish whole (without the head or entrails, propping the belly cavity open with a toothpick). When smoking fish I generally use a brine to cure the fish before smoking. I have tried 100's of different ingredients, from various pepper sauces, soy sauce, to wines in my brines and found that a basic no-nonsense brine gets just as many compliments as a complex brine. But you be the judge. I have my favorite ingredients to brines like soy sauce and brown sugar. The smoke flavor of your fish depends on the species of fish that you're smoking. The stronger the fish flavor, generally an indication of oiliness of the fish, the stronger the smoke flavor. Delicate, mild flavored fish generally do not smoke overly well since they lack the natural oils. And, smoking mild flavored fish may conceal the mild flavor of the fish. Shorten the brining time for most delicate and medium textured, mild flavored fish, otherwise they'll taste too salty or taste like the brine. Use the graphic chart below to help you decide whether you should smoke your fish or not. My general guideline is delicate textured fish - brine less, firm textured fish - smoke more. My secrets to always getting compliments on smoked fish are by the following tips: • Make sure your fish are neatly prepared so they are presentable when done. Cut away all unsightly material and wash your fish before brining. • Stir your brine solution and rotate the fish in the brine. Keep your fish in brine in the refrigerator. Never use metal containers, always use glass or plastic. • Don't over-brine your fish, that is chunks of fish of fish 1" thick for about 5 up to 8 hours, ½" thick for about 4 hours, and for thinner filets or pieces 2-3 hours. • After brining, always rinse your fish with plenty of fresh water. • Pat the fish dry, and allow them to air dry for about 1 hour. This will cause a "pellicle" (a tacky glaze on the fish) to form indicating that it is ready for the drying and smoking process. • For smokers, and barbeque grills, add plenty of wood for smoking early in the drying process, using only heat later. Know your woods, fruit woods (plum, apple, etc.) leave a slightly sweet smoke taste, alder is great for salmon, hickory and mesquite leave a sharp smoky taste. (If you can't find alder wood chips, email Starfish Consulting and we can sell you some.) Never use green woods, they leave a bitter taste. In barbeque grills it is probably best to soak your wood in water for an hour before using - keeps the heat down. For the oven, rub your fish lightly with liquid smoke (a little goes a long way) initially, and maybe once more if you like a heavy smoke taste. The trick here is to use less at first, so you can re-apply. • Keep your smoker, or grill out of the wind and rain. • Monitor the temperature of your smoker, grill, or oven. Don't let it get too hot. Smoking temperatures should be between 145-165F. A problem with barbeque grills is that they get too hot and you end up barbequing the fish. The solution is to close down the vents, and don't use too much charcoal. • Periodically check your fish for doneness, don't rely on time only. I like my fish moist and not completely dried out like jerky. My recommendation for chunks 1" thick smoke for about 3 - 4 hours, 1/2" thick fish about 2-3 hours, and thinner fish pieces up to 2 hours. Remember if smoking whole fish, prop the belly cavity open with a toothpick. • Finally, I always present the smoked fish so that it looks appetizing (usually on a bed of lettuce), and let my family and guests know exactly what kind of fish they are eating.
with thanks to frhrwa, Deer Park, WA.
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chappers
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Fish smoking forum
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
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So, the result of our charming debate is going to be loads of pissed blokes, who stink, in varying degrees, of smoke and fish.... 
I was watching Ray Mears on the telly , he was making jerky...I got a Little experience of it from courses I did in the Army...It's relatively straightforwards to smoke stuff...It's just having the room to do it.
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Biggles
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Reged: 05/05/2007
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At the risk of contravening some kind of copyright law, I unashamedly "borrowed" from (wait for it) a food-smoking forum. Really....
Tips on Smoking Fish
Handle your fish carefully in the many processes necessary before you share them with your family and friends. This means cleaning your fish as quickly and completely as possible. Keeping them cool or frozen until you plan on processing your fish. And then, depending on the size and thickness of your fish, cut them into chunks, or into a slab filet removing all the bones (backbone, ribs, rays), or smoking the fish whole (without the head or entrails, propping the belly cavity open with a toothpick). When smoking fish I generally use a brine to cure the fish before smoking. I have tried 100's of different ingredients, from various pepper sauces, soy sauce, to wines in my brines and found that a basic no-nonsense brine gets just as many compliments as a complex brine. But you be the judge. I have my favorite ingredients to brines like soy sauce and brown sugar. The smoke flavor of your fish depends on the species of fish that you're smoking. The stronger the fish flavor, generally an indication of oiliness of the fish, the stronger the smoke flavor. Delicate, mild flavored fish generally do not smoke overly well since they lack the natural oils. And, smoking mild flavored fish may conceal the mild flavor of the fish. Shorten the brining time for most delicate and medium textured, mild flavored fish, otherwise they'll taste too salty or taste like the brine. Use the graphic chart below to help you decide whether you should smoke your fish or not. My general guideline is delicate textured fish - brine less, firm textured fish - smoke more. My secrets to always getting compliments on smoked fish are by the following tips: • Make sure your fish are neatly prepared so they are presentable when done. Cut away all unsightly material and wash your fish before brining. • Stir your brine solution and rotate the fish in the brine. Keep your fish in brine in the refrigerator. Never use metal containers, always use glass or plastic. • Don't over-brine your fish, that is chunks of fish of fish 1" thick for about 5 up to 8 hours, ½" thick for about 4 hours, and for thinner filets or pieces 2-3 hours. • After brining, always rinse your fish with plenty of fresh water. • Pat the fish dry, and allow them to air dry for about 1 hour. This will cause a "pellicle" (a tacky glaze on the fish) to form indicating that it is ready for the drying and smoking process. • For smokers, and barbeque grills, add plenty of wood for smoking early in the drying process, using only heat later. Know your woods, fruit woods (plum, apple, etc.) leave a slightly sweet smoke taste, alder is great for salmon, hickory and mesquite leave a sharp smoky taste. (If you can't find alder wood chips, email Starfish Consulting and we can sell you some.) Never use green woods, they leave a bitter taste. In barbeque grills it is probably best to soak your wood in water for an hour before using - keeps the heat down. For the oven, rub your fish lightly with liquid smoke (a little goes a long way) initially, and maybe once more if you like a heavy smoke taste. The trick here is to use less at first, so you can re-apply. • Keep your smoker, or grill out of the wind and rain. • Monitor the temperature of your smoker, grill, or oven. Don't let it get too hot. Smoking temperatures should be between 145-165F. A problem with barbeque grills is that they get too hot and you end up barbequing the fish. The solution is to close down the vents, and don't use too much charcoal. • Periodically check your fish for doneness, don't rely on time only. I like my fish moist and not completely dried out like jerky. My recommendation for chunks 1" thick smoke for about 3 - 4 hours, 1/2" thick fish about 2-3 hours, and thinner fish pieces up to 2 hours. Remember if smoking whole fish, prop the belly cavity open with a toothpick. • Finally, I always present the smoked fish so that it looks appetizing (usually on a bed of lettuce), and let my family and guests know exactly what kind of fish they are eating.
with thanks to frhrwa, Deer Park, WA.
What a brilliant forum, ask and answers are supplied. So now I just need a link pipe from my RD to the fish box.
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Biggles
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So, the result of our charming debate is going to be loads of pissed blokes, who stink, in varying degrees, of smoke and fish.... 
I was watching Ray Mears on the telly , he was making jerky...I got a Little experience of it from courses I did in the Army...It's relatively straightforwards to smoke stuff...It's just having the room to do it.
yeah there is a strong possibility it might all go a bit OilMan
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shinybusa
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Hmmm, Omega 3...Oil man will this be suitable for use in a Busa....Clarkson and co have done it with Rapeseed, can us bikers do it with Fish?... We may have solved the fuel crisis!!!
Will 3 be like a better version of 2 (stroke).
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FastBikerBoy
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As a quick impromptu smoker all you need is two trays of the same size, quite deep ones, and a mesh of some sort. The wire rack from a grill tray or a cooling rack are ideal and it needs to be slightly larger than the two trays.
Put your wood shavings in the bottom of one of the trays and damp them slightly (a fine spray bottle is good). Put the wire rack over the top and place the items to be smoked on it. Turn the other tray upside down and place over the wire rack.
Put the whole lot over a gentle heat and smoke away to your heart's content. Remember though that when I do this I have the luxury of a industrial kitchen with a good extractor system so I suggest you open windows and/or doors and take the batteries out of your smoke detector, or be prepared to choke a bit. 
WHy stop at fish? Chicken, duck, venison, in fact just about anything can be smoked and IMHO is all delicious. Just make sure that if smoking chicken it's hot smoked enough to cook it. I also of course hold no responsibility for anyone going down with food poisoning as a result.
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xxrider
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Fish smoking forum
Yeah, really.
You know, this interwebnet thing never ceases to astound and amaze me.
You just type any question on any subject into Google, and you get millions of expert (and not so expert) answers!
I really don't know how we managed 20 years ago - anyone remember libraries? Newspapers?
Anyway, here's to homebrew and smoked fish......
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Biggles
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Brilliant (and easy) thank you.
For wood-I have a limited supply of Cherry, huge amount of Sycamore and a bit of Willow. All freshly chopped so not good at the moment. No Oak.
Might well try smoking Chicken and Duck, but need to sort the smoker first.
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