Benneyboy
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Reged: 18/07/2008
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14/16 but hey at least ill be more aware in the future should i split from the missus !!
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
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I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww 
For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc.. 
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Phantombiker
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Reged: 07/06/2007
Posts: 175
Loc: East Sussex
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12! cheekey begger, i got 11/16.
Bollocks! how apt is that word in this context!!!!
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Phantombiker
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Reged: 07/06/2007
Posts: 175
Loc: East Sussex
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I dont belive it my mate scored 14/16, what a bitch, well with my score of 11 i'll guess i'll never know that.....
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"Desire not to desire, and you will not value things you cannot obtain"
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"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people"
www.youtube.com/BIFPproductions
Check out the silliness!!
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Phantombiker
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Reged: 07/06/2007
Posts: 175
Loc: East Sussex
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Has anybody actually correctly idetified all of them? (without cheating) this is bad news for men, and good news for women who say men will f*ck anything. It may well be true.....(apparently because we cant tell the difference)
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"Desire not to desire, and you will not value things you cannot obtain"
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"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people"
www.youtube.com/BIFPproductions
Check out the silliness!!
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makka
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Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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I got a little man in my head hitting me with a lumphammer.....ooowww
For your Scrumpy Makka, get that book I mentioned, it tells you what you need and how to make it...it also shows you how to make a Still for making Moonshine, Potcheen etc..
It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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makka
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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I was going really well (10/10) and then got careless.
But then I have an advantage.
I think one of them might be a mate of my brothers.
One I got wrong. He's very pretty.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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It's on the way mate.
US$36.50. Is that a bargain?
What is??? The still...
You t Shirt is winging it's way to Aus..
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makka
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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Definitely the still.
Once I know how to make it.
Gonna make snake venom tequila.
Never mind that maggot stuff.
That's for poofs.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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Snake Venom Tequila.... 
Whisky not strong enough then....Jesus! I've heard of some strange concoctions being brewed or disillwd but never Snake Venom!!!! Lunatic.
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makka
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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Sounds good though doesn' tit?
I've got a cute little black snake living in our wood pile which should be just about right for the first bottle.
Do you put a ? after a rhetorical question?
Bin hitting the Cape Mentel Zinfandel.
It's very nice stuff. In fact if you can find any Cape Mentel it's worth a try.
I just can't seem to stay sober once I get started on it.
A mate of mine is their gardener and sent me a six pack 'cos he and his misses stayed with us a while back.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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Are you putting in the WHOLE SNAKE or just the Fang Juice?
You'll need a bloody big bottle if you want to put in that thing you posted, the one that cuddles up on your porch!
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makka
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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Yup, the whole snake but it's just a little one.
It will fit fine.
I just re-ordered the book 'cos the first lot were only pretending to have it.
Pah.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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The Mrs has just had an unexpected pay rise...
That's another fermentation bin and 2 more pressure barrels then!
She has drawn the line at a Still  ...with my background in blowing things up and no sense of fear or Danger, it has been declared Out of Bounds! Bugger.
I attempted to explain, through cunning words and diagrams, and was told " If it's got a recipe that has to be followed , you'll fuck about with it"
When I really tried to persuade her......." If it has the potential to go bang, you'll make it go bang......your the bloke who blows up Wasp nests in Kosovo with Plastic Explosive 'coz the things stung you more than once"
Fair one I suppose...
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RichWallo
journeyman
Reged: 20/03/2008
Posts: 93
Loc: leicester
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Whats the best thing about f**king a transvestite?..........
Reaching round the front and thinking you've gone all the way through!
(and no i haven't tried it).
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yorkiebiker
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Reged: 26/02/2007
Posts: 115
Loc: york
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Thats it im never drinking again. I only got 10/16 when sober
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Got my wheels spinning and a beaver grinning!!!
I spend most of my money on Fast women beer and slow horses the rest I just waste
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makka
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Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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When I really tried to persuade her......." If it has the potential to go bang, you'll make it go bang......your the bloke who blows up Wasp nests in Kosovo with Plastic Explosive 'coz the things stung you more than once"
Nice one.
I had to make do with a full can of insect killer but plastic would have been great.
I figure if they leave me alone I'll leave them alone but ....
If they fuck with me 
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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Yeah! We were trying to clear a cluster bomb field BLU 97's..Bright yellow in colour...easy to spot, which is why you see kiddies with missing limbs....It ain't their fault the grown up's can't agree and be nice to each other!! 
Anyway, I kept gettinmg stung and it was ROYALLY pissing me off, I found out that the nest was in an old tree stump in the bottom of the area we were clearing....................................So I blew it up with a fucking big ball of Plastic.
A big sense of satisfaction , until the Bastards re grouped and stung me again
Phase 2 of the operation.......even bigger lump of Plastic, cue the bottom of the field going skywards in a cloud of dust and stones, just as the boss came around the corner! Oooops,
Luckily The Sergeant Major could see the funny side...thankfully
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makka
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Reged: 13/05/2007
Posts: 2373
Loc: Jungle, Near Byron Bay, Austra...
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That sounds like fun.
All we had to play with as kids was the usual fertilizer bombs.
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makka
drinking heavily
it's the only solution
Well, maybe meditation helps too.
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shinybusa
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Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1200
Loc: The wet place....
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I had some of the best training Queen and Country could throw at me..
You're really supposed to do things called Demolition calculations when using Plastic.....I found it more interesting and reliable to work on the basis of the rule of P's..................................... 
P = Plenty 'O Plastic. big bang theory.....
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