Tapoutduke
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States.'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded.' I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
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xxrider
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Reged: 07/11/2006
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Congratulations!
When October '08 SB mag arrives on your doormat, turn straight to "Finish Line", and you'll find they've made this gag the STAR JOKE.
Enjoy your new KBC lid!
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The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
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Tapoutduke
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Congratulations!
When October '08 SB mag arrives on your doormat, turn straight to "Finish Line", and you'll find they've made this gag the STAR JOKE.
Enjoy your new KBC lid!
Sorry mate, but somebody else submitted that joke. I lost out 
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shinybusa
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You mean someone has nicked your joke off the forum, and has been given a new helmet!!!!! 
I think the SB staff should have a word with themselves!!
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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....
Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....
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shinybusa
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Congratulations!
When October '08 SB mag arrives on your doormat, turn straight to "Finish Line", and you'll find they've made this gag the STAR JOKE.
Enjoy your new KBC lid!
Sorry mate, but somebody else submitted that joke. I lost out
I've given the game away now...I succumbed and bought the mag again!!!!! 
However, I'm a bit pissed off that some bugger has pinched your joke.. And have had a free Lid that should have been yours...
I've PM'd Monsieur Dowds and vented my anger... Very politely though.. 
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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....
Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....
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xxrider
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In the mags defence, it probably went off to the printers BEFORE the gag was posted here.
And even if they checked the forum, it may have been too late to change things.
So could be just a coincidence.
Or not.
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The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
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chappers
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You mean someone has nicked your joke off the forum, and has been given a new helmet!!!!!!!
Happens all the time.
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If you Believe you will achieve,init.
Dizzee Rascal 2008.
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shinybusa
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Chappers, XXRider, I see what you mean....I just don't like seeing people getting shafted
Helmet SHOULD have been Tapout's.......
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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....
Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....
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Tank
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Reged: 27/11/2007
Posts: 329
Loc: Gwent, South Wales
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Give him your's shiny if you feel tha sorry for him
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shinybusa
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OI...What Helmet are you on about  ....
Bloody nurses.....I married one...fucking weirdo's.... 
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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....
Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....
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Tapoutduke
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Reged: 14/11/2006
Posts: 46
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Jokes fly round the internet and email all the time. I ain't crying over it. I don't need a helmet, so.... just keep waiting
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shinybusa
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I suppose your right mate, just pissed me off a bit that's all
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EOD...EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE DISPOSAL....
Is a science of vague assumptions, based on debatable figures, derived from inconclusive experiments performed by people of doubtful mental capability, with instruments of problematic accuracy....
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xxrider
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 07/11/2006
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In the mags defence, it probably went off to the printers BEFORE the gag was posted here.
And even if they checked the forum, it may have been too late to change things.
So could be just a coincidence.
Or not.
I was gonna let this go, but you lazy feckers have gone and done it again!
November '08 has landed on my doormat - quick read of the boss's editorial, glance at the centre pages (nipples are back), and straight to "Finish Line".
And guess what? KBC lid winning joke of the month is one that I posted on here back in July!
No excuses this time, fellas.
Where's my new lid?
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The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
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