A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to
look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball..........stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
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If you Believe you will achieve,init.
Dizzee Rascal 2008.
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