shinybusa
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Loc: away with the fairies..
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Yes it's bad.......deadly even.....but look on the Bright side...... 
Your Local Constabulary will be shitting themselves...... 
"PIGGY CONTRACTS SWINE FLU"
I can see the headline in the mag already!!!!!!
.......YOU'll see unmarked OCTAVIA'S parked up at the side of the road with two snotty coppers sipping Lemsips......
IMMY...be careful fella........ 
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chappers
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Reged: 31/12/2006
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I'm think it a fuss over fuck all, I am more concerned about what they are trying to distract us from. Too much fuss about something that might or might not be serious, remember the bird flu.
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monkiboi
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Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1080
Loc: Tattooine
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It's easily remidied with oinkment
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
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makka
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They'll probably just be using it as an excuse to take away a few more civil liberties.
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makka
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
J. Krishnamurti
Never confuse who you are with what you do.
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chappers
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They have mentioned restricting travel, they can fuck off I'm going to travel around more.
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FastBikerBoy
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Loc: Norfolk, UK - Police State
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I am more concerned about what they are trying to distract us from
The complete and utter fuck up that we're in, where the answer from those in 'power' seems to be lend and spend even more fucking money that people haven't got, which is why we're in a fucking mess in the first place.
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shinybusa
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Posts: 1989
Loc: away with the fairies..
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It's easily remidied with oinkment
Fuck it....Bacon sandwich with Jalepeno peppers it is then!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a CORONA beer wash it down with..........
Hit the nasty beasty with a big stick.........!!! 
What can it do???????????
It can't make me pregnant........
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Chip
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Loc: Fairhope, Alabama USA
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makka
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If you are remotely interested (and I recommend ignoring the whole thing until they start trying to force us to have vaccines) then here is a very well written article de-bunking the whole thing.
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makka
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
J. Krishnamurti
Never confuse who you are with what you do.
Makka
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makka
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And here is what is actually going on.
There is no Swine flu.
Just the usual corporate shit (literally), lies, and cover-up.
Oh, and Rumsfeld makes a few more millions out of his investment in Tamiflu.
What I find really sad is that it seems the vast majority of people are still falling for this shit.
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makka
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
J. Krishnamurti
Never confuse who you are with what you do.
Makka
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Chez
enthusiast
Reged: 16/10/2007
Posts: 317
Loc: Gloucestershire
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Interesting read makka..
I hate all this government cloak and daggers... Im going to listen to RATM very very loud now!!!
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thetony
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Reged: 12/02/2009
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I hear you, If a band weren't part of the soundtrack to vietnam I doubt Mr Makka will have though... Unless Rage' have done an accoustic set in a jungle I'm not aware of...
Hey Makka, lol
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Tapoutduke
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Reged: 14/11/2006
Posts: 197
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Shit... think I've got it! Oink, tweet atchoooooo..Oink, tweet atchoooooo.....
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chappers
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Loc: Mind your own business
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Lying wankers, As ever.
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thetony
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Reged: 12/02/2009
Posts: 164
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'The Flying Pig Flu' catchy... True story here
Back in the day there used to be a hostel (Probably still there) in Amsterdam we went to called THE FLYING PIG. When we left we all had runny red noses, loss of appetite, very red eyes, lethargic behaviour, felt like death - the lot! We referred to it as - yup 'The Flying Pig Flu/Fever' So Did it fuck start in Mexico! (Although everyone knows what goes on in Cancun!?)
Just something else we brought back from a 'recreational' break that spread like wildfire  - quite impressed it reached the scale it has though, very proud!
I hadn't thought about the avian/swine mix until just now but the new title is perfect and a scary coincidence. I'm gonna text as many of the old team as i can and freak them out... S U P E R B!
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Chez
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Reged: 16/10/2007
Posts: 317
Loc: Gloucestershire
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The flying pig is still there, I stayed there about a month ago..
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thetony
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Quality. Very fond memories of the grasshopper too, what a place. Also a small cafe called the purple haze(?) that had big plants in the toilets behind glass was a good joint an' all. I am a mostly retired smoker now - I will return to the 'dam although I'll surely be first 'man down' and most likely to be robbed blind during a full-on whitey or buying dodgy stuff from shifty blokes in dark corners. Amsterdam really is a proper shitehole, I only went for the mindblowing drugs - far too vain to think I should have to PAY for sex! haha the sad bastards and smell of old jizz up the red light district was too rank for me - man that place got ripe later on in the evening! I mostly had a bird with me which was the perfect set-up; wasted, more wasted, different kind of wasted! Back to the accomodation for a free shagging session with a healthy bird that wasn't a victim of some sorry story. Then wasted again, repeat for 72 hours. Happy daze! Loved the rest of the team's absurd and deviant slut-tales the following day all the same, always a side splitting laughfest over a pastry and a fat bong at breakfast. Shit I wanna go right now!
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Chez
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Reged: 16/10/2007
Posts: 317
Loc: Gloucestershire
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I try to get out there once a year. A lot of the coffee shops have become a bit commercial now, i tend to visit the smaller independants.
Dont often go to the red light district, once you've seen it a few time you start to see how seedy it really is.. Although last times we sat in a coffee shop having a smoke right opposite some of the rooms & timed blokes going in & out. Average was about 12 minutes!!
Last 2 times i've ridden out with a couple of mates, even convinced the wife to come last time..
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chappers
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Loc: Mind your own business
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Used to have an Ex Girlfreind who lived there I saw more of here after she moved than when we were seeing each other.
Messy place we stumbled out a Night club Dinos I think, one morning totaly wasted wandering lost around town trying to find the way home we must have been going around in circles for ages, we sat down on a bench skinned a fat one, she said to me if I could only find the main Bulldog Cafe then we can find the way back (bearing in mind she'd been living there a year)guess where we were sitting yep right in front of it cue more giggling. Oh happy days the Dutch had the best raves or partys as they were known as, or was it just the drugs.
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monkiboi
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Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1080
Loc: Tattooine
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If you commute by train into London and have trouble getting a seat, swine flu is quite handy. Just get on a packed train on your mobile and say loudly "Yeah, the holiday to Mexico was great but I can't shift this bloody cold *cough, sneeze*" and watch how many spare seats in that carriage you suddenly get
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Zen teachings:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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