A teacher asks her class to name things that end with tor and eat things.
The first little boy says 'Alligator'
'Very good, that is a big word'
The next little boy says 'Predator'
Again the teacher says 'Very good. That is also a big word'
Little Johnny says 'Vibrator'
The teacher, a little embarassed replies 'Well, that is is a big word but they don't actually eat anything'
To which Johnny says 'Yes they do. My sisters got one and says it eats batteries like fuck!'
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Zen teachings:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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