monkiboi
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Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1080
Loc: Tattooine
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There's been a bust up in the biscuit tin.
A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband, kidnapped a Trophy and made his getaway in a Taxi.
The police say Rocky was last seen After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing a Ginger Nut.
Unfortunately they haven't got a Crumb of evidence.
The Jammie Dodger got away with it.
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Zen teachings:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Brigadoon
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Reged: 24/09/2008
Posts: 932
Loc: Down and to the right a bit...
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LMAO!! Thanks monki, needed that 
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fastjonny
veteran
Reged: 08/11/2006
Posts: 1323
Loc: England
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Just made me feel hungry. 
Must resist .....
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fastjonny
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monkiboi
old hand
Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1080
Loc: Tattooine
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Ah, the elusive Brigadoon. You haven't been around for a while or are you just watching from afar?
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Zen teachings:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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shinybusa
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 08/01/2008
Posts: 1989
Loc: away with the fairies..
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Ah, the elusive Brigadoon. You haven't been around for a while or are you just watching from afar?
She been tied to the bed hasn't she..........??????
Or the sink........you choose, both are worthwhile options...
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Nude_Lewd_Man
enthusiast
Reged: 21/07/2008
Posts: 231
Loc: Woking, Surrey, England, UK...
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Couldn't possibly comment... 
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I've seen the light... It was green, flashy and attached to a Network Interface Card...
Whenever someone says "You can't miss it" I invariably do...
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xxrider
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 07/11/2006
Posts: 2604
Loc: Somewhere over the rainbow.......
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Quote:
There's been a bust up in the biscuit tin.
A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband, kidnapped a Trophy and made his getaway in a Taxi.
The police say Rocky was last seen After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing a Ginger Nut.
Unfortunately they haven't got a Crumb of evidence.
The Jammie Dodger got away with it.
What a load of Tunnocks.......
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Remember - there are people in the world who are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
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Kelly90
member
Reged: 21/06/2009
Posts: 113
Loc: Lancashire
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That is Ace im impressed with this one.
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There are no points for second place!
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