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SHRUBBERY
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Kids Today!
      #42808 - 18/06/2009 17:58

I'm worried about what kids are learning these days. I saw a little girl playing with her barbie and ken dolls, putting them in the doggy style sex position, so I said 'if they keep doing that you'll end up with lots of baby dolls'.
She just replied 'oh no, don't worry. He's banging her up the shitter!'

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Re: Kids Today! [Re: SHRUBBERY]
      #42820 - 20/06/2009 10:13

If that's true........!

This one is, I promise you.

I was driving a minibus full of under 10's a few years ago, and the three 8 and 9 year old boys behind the driver's seat were looking at every woman we drove past, and giving them marks out of 10. The 3 boys themselves were no oil paintings.
In an effort to "educate" them, I pointed out that they were being unfair, and that each woman is beautiful in a different way, and that judging them by looks alone was shallow.
The youngest, an 8 year old with jug ears and ginger hair, looked to be deep in thought at this. I began to think that my message had sunk in, until he piped up "Yeah, you're right. I suppose that ugly bitch over there might have a juicy twat!"

From the mouths of babes......

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