KwH
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1896
Loc: Carmarthen, Dyfed
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Anybody wondering what this machine is actually for, who the idea customer is, and what its ideal role is should wonder no more.
Wanna murder some peaceful protesters? Wanna brutally suppress some dissent? How about a bit of casual ride-by shooting with your clutch hand (the B-King's power band makes this easy - no need to change gear means more time to draw a bead on those unarmed men, women and children), and the power mode switch comes in handy when crossing slippery surfaces. Like freshly spilled blood.)?
If you've ever ridden into a crowd of fleeing democracy campaigners while your passenger enthusiastically wields a machete in one hand and an electric shock baton in the other, you'll appreciate the comfortable pillion seat and ample weapon storage potential.
Warning: Small fly-screen may not offer much protection from well aimed rocks.
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Ken Haylock
http://www.cix.co.uk/~kwh
"Ride what you like, how you like, as often as you like; but always take responsibilty for your actions." - Anonymous Zen Guru
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KennyP
old hand
Reged: 16/11/2006
Posts: 786
Loc: Croydon via Brussels and Glasg...
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Ah, Suzuki....way of life, as its corporate slogan has it. Or, in Iran, way of life and death. A marketing twofer for the Middle East. Now that's what I call added value.
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cbreddie
newbie
Reged: 21/05/2009
Posts: 47
Loc: Rochdale, Lancashire
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Thats a very flat tyre too.
Like the ex riotsquad screens on the other bikes lol
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Biggles
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 05/05/2007
Posts: 3089
Loc: Orion arm of the milky way
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That is a locally homognised version, the B-President.
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chappers
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 31/12/2006
Posts: 6701
Loc: Mind your own business
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Thats a very flat tyre too.
Like the ex riotsquad screens on the other bikes lol
If you mean the first bike I think it's a KTM and 9mm semi auto both pistols are, let's hope it doesn't go off as he tucks it in his belt eh. 
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KwH
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1896
Loc: Carmarthen, Dyfed
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Ah, Suzuki....way of life, as its corporate slogan has it. Or, in Iran, way of life and death. A marketing twofer for the Middle East. Now that's what I call added value.
Mmm! And we now at last know what the 'B' in B-King stands for as well...
It's the Suzuki Baseeji-King!
I'm sure that Al will be thrilled to know that his long-termer has had such a ringing endorsement from the dark minions of the Supreme Leader himself.
...although looking at the pictures I've seen, nine out of ten psychopathic fundamentalist murdering thugs prefer small Honda trail bikes...
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Ken Haylock
http://www.cix.co.uk/~kwh
"Ride what you like, how you like, as often as you like; but always take responsibilty for your actions." - Anonymous Zen Guru
"Obviously all I'll care about is if it's good for wheelies (i.e. fluffs up my meagre skills), and what free gift they give on the launch." - Anonymous Moto-Journalism Guru
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KwH
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 11/11/2006
Posts: 1896
Loc: Carmarthen, Dyfed
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9mm semi auto both pistols are,
The B-King pilot looks like he's waving a Walther PPK around with his clutch hand. Which is surprising but plausible because much of their weaponry is Shah-era stuff, what with the arms embargoes virtually ever since. The guy in front looks like he is trying to trouser what actually looks like a pucka Colt .45ACP automatic.
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let's hope it doesn't go off as he tucks it in his belt eh.
Yeah, be a shame if he shot his own cock off by mistake wouldn't it. Not.
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http://www.cix.co.uk/~kwh
"Ride what you like, how you like, as often as you like; but always take responsibilty for your actions." - Anonymous Zen Guru
"Obviously all I'll care about is if it's good for wheelies (i.e. fluffs up my meagre skills), and what free gift they give on the launch." - Anonymous Moto-Journalism Guru
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