chappers
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 31/12/2006
Posts: 6701
Loc: Mind your own business
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in
deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove
two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the
father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to
the father and said, “that's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you
think he's going to be when he grows older?”
The father replied, “From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!”
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Say what you think and think what you say.
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Chip
enthusiast
Reged: 06/05/2007
Posts: 266
Loc: Fairhope, Alabama USA
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eww 
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Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5000-foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn downhill ess-turn is quite another
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cbreddie
newbie
Reged: 21/05/2009
Posts: 47
Loc: Rochdale, Lancashire
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Class.... pure class!!! lol 
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Only worry about the things you can change, never worry about the things you cant!!
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