Nude_Lewd_Man
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Following Michael Jackson's death, the London dates he had planned have had to be cancelled.
Adam, 11, and James, 14, are said to be devastated...
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chappers
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?..............
Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.
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chappers
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Jockeys at tomorrows Derby meeting will be wearing black armbands out of respect for Jacko, who successfuly rode more three year olds than anyone else in living memory.
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chappers
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Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He's was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
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chappers
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I've got more, they are all as sick and pathetic some are even funny.
Good riddance I say.
Michael Jackson RIH.
I can only hope Johnathan King and Gary Glitter are next.
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Edited by chappers (26/06/2009 10:36)
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Nude_Lewd_Man
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Brigadoon
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I heard MJ had just booked a holiday to Tampa with the kids....
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Padster
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Reports are just coming in that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack, the attack was caused by the shock of when he found out that boyz II men were a music group and not a delivery service!!!
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chappers
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It's been decided that due to the amount of plastic surgery that Michael Jackson has had he is going to be melted down to recycle into Leggo, so the kids can play with him for a change.
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shinybusa
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Michael Jacksons family have requested that his ashes be put into an Etch a Sketch when he is cremated......
That way children are still able to twizzle his knob...
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Chip
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He didn't die from a heart attack, he died from food poisoning. He ate a 12 year old weiner.
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xxrider
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Ironic that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett should both go at the same time.
One played with Majors, the other minors......
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Nude_Lewd_Man
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Michael Jacksons family have requested that his ashes be put into an Etch a Sketch when he is cremated......
That way children are still able to twizzle his knob...
I thought you were going to go somewhere else when I saw the start of that....
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europeantrack
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Apparently his death was caused as he tripped over a pram
Coroner’s verdict was “to blame it on the buggy”
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chappers
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Apparently his death was caused as he tripped over a pram
Coroner’s verdict was “to blame it on the buggy”
LMAO
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shinybusa
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FOR SALE..
One Chimp, answers to the name "BUBBLES"
Crap at C.P.R.
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chappers
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When Michael Jackson is cremated they be playing his favorite song "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles."
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xxrider
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Was it just me......?
Or did anyone else else immediately think of the film "Cool Runnings" when the casket was wheeled onto the stage?
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