makka
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Wives count.
I guess it's easier if you are older and score someone in their twenties 
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chappers
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Wives count.
I guess it's easier if you are older and score someone in their twenties
Other peoples?
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makka
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Perhaps they should count an extra 50 points
We can make it up as we go along.
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immy
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getting totally off thread now but wtf-
How many points for
another mans wife AND both the daughters?(at varing times I might add-certainly not in the same sack-that would be tooo perverse  )
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chappers
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getting totally off thread now but wtf-
How many points for
another mans wife AND both the daughters?(at varing times I might add-certainly not in the same sack-that would be tooo perverse )
500.
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shinybusa
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What if we do it the other way round..
Whats the age of the oldest bird you nailed , and how old were you when you did it.......
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FastBikerBoy
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More to the point and in the interest of my points tally do lambs and sheep count?? If so put me down for a couple of 1 year olds.
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chappers
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What if we do it the other way round..
Whats the age of the oldest bird you nailed , and how old were you when you did it.......
I did that thats what the minus figure was for.
Hey Immy how much for sisters.
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xxrider
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You guys are all amateurs at this game.
Up until his death, Michael Jackson had you all beaten easy.........
...just how old was Bubbles, anyway?
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makka
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And minus points for all the birds you "slept" with that you didn't really want to but just went along with it to be polite!
What's perverse about sleeping with the mother and daughters?
I would have jumped at the chance.
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And minus points for all the birds you "slept" with that you didn't really want to but just went along with it to be polite!
Oh wow that's me fucked then. 
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immy
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And minus points for all the birds you "slept" with that you didn't really want to but just went along with it to be polite!
Oh wow that's me fucked then.
Almost totally F--ed then as well.
At least the mother was an afternoon quicky
Oh an the daughters-250 each but as they were (non-)indentical twins thats gotta be worth 300 each. 
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makka
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It looks like we have a clear winner here.
You almost have me wanting to get back in the game.
Not quite though.
The one I've got will do.
Her being a professional cook (and 130 points) doesn't hurt
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shinybusa
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What about FAT BIRDS that you have left sleeping in bed while you have snuck out the door......does that count????
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makka
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Definitely -10 points there.
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shinybusa
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Definitely -10 points there.
Oh shit...about -1000 for me then.....
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FastBikerBoy
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What about FAT BIRDS that you have left sleeping in bed while you have snuck out the door......does that count????
You shagging my ex-wife???
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shinybusa
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What about FAT BIRDS that you have left sleeping in bed while you have snuck out the door......does that count????
You shagging my ex-wife???
I was based close to where you live......
"GOD MADE SQUADDIES, COZ FAT BIRDS NEED SHAGGING TOO"
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Brigadoon
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HAHA!!! My god shiny, you have had a trouble life methinks
Bunch of perverse perverts, the lot of you!! 
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fastjonny
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Bunch of perverse perverts, the lot of you!!
Perverse perverts. Ain't that like a double negative implying normality? Hardly describes any of the above, I reckon.
BTW, stick me down for about minus a billion. I blame Dennies Bar, Hastings for this less than impressive tally.
BTW BTW long time no chat, Brig. How've ya been?
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