Friday funnies

Boobs and banter – that’s what it’s all about here at on a Friday. You’ve had your Friday Fold, now here are the Friday funnies:

Get. Off. Me.

Get. Off. Me.

Religious nuts

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both cars are demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s nothing left! This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.”

The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “Somehow this bottle of whiskey from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this whiskey and celebrate our good fortune.”

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”


Get your mind out the gutter

What’s rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?
A coconut.


And a Friday Funny wouldn’t be complete without a hilarious video – click here. Is it funny when people crash bikes? We’ll let you decide for yourselves, but we’re pretty sure it is when you make as much fuss as the guy at 6mins 50s…

Thanks Internet, you’re the best.