Friday Funnies

Boobs and banter – that’s what it’s all about here at on a Friday. You’ve had your Friday Fold, now here are the Friday funnies:

Crashing isn't funny. Except when the mobile brake pad inspection team are in.

Crashing isn’t funny. Except when the mobile brake pad inspection team are in.

False advertising

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those.”

Miracle Cure

A bald bloke sees a sign on a barber’s window saying ‘Baldies: Instant treatment! You can have hair just like mine for only £999.99.’ Underneath is a picture of the barber with a full head of thick, healthy hair. The guy walks in and says ‘Can you really guarantee my head will look just like yours if I pay for this treatment?’ ‘I sure can,’ replies the barber, ‘The treatment only takes a few seconds.’ The man hands over the money, sits down and, behind him, the barber shaves all his own hair off.

And a Friday Funny wouldn’t be complete without a hilarious video – click here and check out these clowns at a bike festival. Some people will sleep through anything.